Just got off the phone with a potential customer. She moved a Queen Anne chair into another room, and the "eggplant slipcover she had made "just a few months ago" doesn't match anymore. It's "very clever, with Velcro on it so it doesn't move - can you imagine doing all that at her age?"
A "nice old lady" made it, you see. For (get this) $70.
I think I'm gonna be sick... No, really - this is making me physically ill.